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    October 05

    愛情八件事

    愛情八件事

                                                                           

    開門有七件事-柴、米、油、鹽、醬、醋、茶。
    愛情有八件事-柴、米、油、鹽、醬、醋、茶、酒。


    柴:
    通常是乾柴遇上烈火,才可以迅速打得火熱...
    柴生火,而愛情,有時候不過是互相取暖!!

    米:
    愛情與米,孰輕孰重?
    有些女人嫁給愛情,有些女人嫁給米飯班主!!
    最好的男人,是同時提供愛情和米!!

    油:
    好男人是花生油,有益健康...
    好女人是橄欖油,清新衛生,不會吃膩!!
    優柔寡斷的男人是豬油,多吃會膩...
    漂亮的女人是麻油,活色生香!!

    鹽:
    好男人是鹽,能把女人的味道刺激出來。
    聰明的女人是鹽,懂得在適當的時候,
    恰如其分地作男人的調味料!!

    醬:
    兇女人是辣椒醬,偏偏有些男人嗜辣...
    好男人自然是XO醬!!

    醋:
    愛情需要有一點兒醋味兒,
    我們才知道對方是否在乎自己?

    茶:
    有些男人,永遠不會是你的一杯茶,不要勉強!!
    細水長流的愛情是一杯透人心涼的茶!!

    酒:
    酒的醇度和級數,由時間決定…

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